craigslist houseshare ad: “i have a garden growing in my shower so you have to use eco-friendly hair products. you will see worms and other insects, and you will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem.”
you are literally showering in mud. fucking hippies
Apple Cabin Foods No. 3
for elsewhere JAR DEVILS and peaceful OAT GOBLINS are my two favorite Apple Cabins products.
what is this?
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
You didn’t think too deeply about this did you? Of course not. If you were prone to thinking deeply about things… you probably wouldn’t be a Feminist, now would you?
I’m screaming “THAT’S THE POINT THAT’S LITERALLY THE POINT YOU JUST MADE THE EXACT POINT” at my computer screen right now.
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
via baphometbrains. if a girl doesnt like it in the butt, shes clearly a close-minded conservative, and it is best to avoid those types of ignorant people altogether.
did he really mean to type that he only wants to hear from whores if they’re two dollar cocksuckers?
trigger warning, folks. otherwise, hilarious
Cesar Chavez and Bobby Seale meet students from Malcolm X Elementary, 1972.
“Medically perverted” try “Preventive” you fuck.
Women literally can’t take decisions about their own health without some zealot dudebro getting his stupid and irrelevant bit in
in protest of the abysmally offensive, fatphobic and elitist commets made recently by mike jeffries, ceo of abercrombie & fitch, brazilians in the city of são paulo have started a campaign to donate abercrombie brand clothes (or counterfeits) to the needy and homeless
note that in portuguese the word “popular” means “of the people”, accessible or economic
False Alarm of the Day: FBI Questions Saudi Student for Possession of a Pressure Cooker
Last Friday, the FBI surrounded the home of Saudi student Talal al Rouki after his neighbor tipped off the authorities that he has been seen around the residential area with a pressure cooker, a household kitchenware that recently made the headlines after it was used by the Boston Marathon terrorists to set their deadly bombs off in April. When questioned by the FBI, the frightened Michigan resident showed FBI agents the cooking apparatus, informing them he had used it to make the Saudi Arabian rice dish kabsah before taking it over to a friend’s house, to which they replied “You need to be more careful moving around with such things, Sir.” …Welcome to ‘Murica, Talal!
POCs can neither walk, nor hold onto things.
Also, why don’t white supremacists ever know what a rice cooker is?! (It is something that cooks rice).
that is a pretty menacing-looking pressure cooker tho
is there a black adder fandom on tumblr? because there should be
This is the story of a racist myth that began with a light-hearted letter to the New England Journal of Medicine in 1968 and subsequently exploded in North American culture — in direct opposition to every shred of scientific evidence — becoming so prevalent that credulous eaters buy…
i punch them in the fucking face. by definition they are a transphobe, because transphobes...